Practical Impulse
25 M USA.
Some call me DoomShizzle.
Some call me Hipthrow.
Some by my name, or something else.

Mechanized interludes, Mindful science, Anatomical combat, Asinine endeavors, Philosophical ranting, Psychological raving, Natures wonders, Epic gaming, Yummy Tea and plenty of things that have absolutely no worth or meaning what so ever.

Receiver Gameplay.
Minimalistic FPS gun simulation with randomly generated levels and dicks in your ass.

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• Stream: http://www.twitch.tv/doomshizzle
• Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/doomshizzle
• Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/DoomShizzleTV

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Check out our Survival server!
Server IP: 184.154.108.122:25565
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This is normal.

This is normal.

IT GOES WITH EVERYTHING

(Source: youtube.com)

Bought a mask.

This is how I used it…

(Source: youtube.com)

Bill Murray, you are awesome.

Bill Murray, you are awesome.

Hazama

FUCKING HAZAMA! STOP FLYING AROUND THE FUCKING SCREEN!

humanevariation:

People that post pictures of their naked babies on Facebook drive me crazy.

No, I don’t want to see your baby’s genitalia.  

Additionally, you are putting your child’s genitalia on the internet for pedophiles!  The internet, and Facebook, is public and anyone with a little tech knowledge can steal those photos!

Why would you do this?  Please don’t be one of these people, please.

Made me lol.

1. I myself love to rant about obscure but very rational things to rant about
2. I have a bit of a large and morbid sense of humor.
3. This does not mean I find the pedophiles looking at your baby’s genitalia funny, but I do find the fact that someone took the time to rant about something so obscure yet true.
4. BABY DICKS EVERYWHERE!

(Source: approachingsignificance)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT SPIDER-MAN! WATCH-OUT!This motherfucker has not one but TWO FUCKING KUKRIS.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT SPIDER-MAN! WATCH-OUT!
This motherfucker has not one but TWO FUCKING KUKRIS.

9/1/2011 4:47 AM

9/1/2011 4:47 AM

I want to do this although it may be terrifying.

Would you like to join me Zooey Deschanel?

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Sneek Attack
Me:LOL DO YOU REMEMBER THAT!?
Friend:remember what?
Me:when I busted out from behind your bed with a toy bow and arrow and shot you when you were coming out of the bathroom into your room.
Friend:haha yeah
Friend:i was like WTF
Friend:that was a terrifying moment in my life