Practical Impulse
25 M USA.
Some call me DoomShizzle.
Some call me Hipthrow.
Some by my name, or something else.

Mechanized interludes, Mindful science, Anatomical combat, Asinine endeavors, Philosophical ranting, Psychological raving, Natures wonders, Epic gaming, Yummy Tea and plenty of things that have absolutely no worth or meaning what so ever.

Definitely me in the middle. I’ve actually done that exact thing when I worked for a bank at a call center.No wonder I love this show.

Definitely me in the middle. I’ve actually done that exact thing when I worked for a bank at a call center.

No wonder I love this show.

(Source: new-slangwynts, via tinababeh)

shit just got elevated.

shit just got elevated.

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(Source: ForGIFs.com, via intoxicated-daydreams)

(Source: bromemes)

(Source: corey-msx)

(Source: joeydeangelis, via firecomingoutofamonkeyzhead)

This is normal.

This is normal.

coreythinksalot:

Guy onnnn a bufffaaaloooooo.

(via corey-msx-deactivated20121001)

Bought a mask.

This is how I used it…

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Guile Theme

GOES WITH EVERYTHING.

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sotoinfordakill: revealyournose: respect.           EXACTLY HOW I FEEL. You don’t see characters completely inspired by and based on Chuck Norris in fighting games do you? I wonder why that is.

sotoinfordakill:

revealyournose:

respect.

          EXACTLY HOW I FEEL.

You don’t see characters completely inspired by and based on Chuck Norris in fighting games do you? I wonder why that is.

Bill Murray, you are awesome.

Bill Murray, you are awesome.
Ranting & Your Baby’s Genitalia

humanevariation:

People that post pictures of their naked babies on Facebook drive me crazy.

No, I don’t want to see your baby’s genitalia.  

Additionally, you are putting your child’s genitalia on the internet for pedophiles!  The internet, and Facebook, is public and anyone with a little tech knowledge can steal those photos!

Why would you do this?  Please don’t be one of these people, please.

Made me lol.

1. I myself love to rant about obscure but very rational things to rant about
2. I have a bit of a large and morbid sense of humor.
3. This does not mean I find the pedophiles looking at your baby’s genitalia funny, but I do find the fact that someone took the time to rant about something so obscure yet true.
4. BABY DICKS EVERYWHERE!

(Source: approachingsignificance)

Your Tea, Your Candles, and your ass.
DoomShizzle:fancy ass tea
DoomShizzle:im drinking
Beast Jimmy:drinking tea with dem candles
DoomShizzle:because coray drinks this shit
DoomShizzle:hes like tea
DoomShizzle:and fucking bak is candles
DoomShizzle:and im like im going to drink your tea
DoomShizzle:burn your candles
DoomShizzle:and kick your ass