Practical Impulse
25 M USA.
Some call me DoomShizzle.
Some call me Hipthrow.
Some by my name, or something else.

Mechanized interludes, Mindful science, Anatomical combat, Asinine endeavors, Philosophical ranting, Psychological raving, Natures wonders, Epic gaming, Yummy Tea and plenty of things that have absolutely no worth or meaning what so ever.

humanevariation:

People that post pictures of their naked babies on Facebook drive me crazy.

No, I don’t want to see your baby’s genitalia.  

Additionally, you are putting your child’s genitalia on the internet for pedophiles!  The internet, and Facebook, is public and anyone with a little tech knowledge can steal those photos!

Why would you do this?  Please don’t be one of these people, please.

Made me lol.

1. I myself love to rant about obscure but very rational things to rant about
2. I have a bit of a large and morbid sense of humor.
3. This does not mean I find the pedophiles looking at your baby’s genitalia funny, but I do find the fact that someone took the time to rant about something so obscure yet true.
4. BABY DICKS EVERYWHERE!

(Source: approachingsignificance)

Instructions on how to most effectively deal a Buddhist palm strike to an infant, as well as the Two Finger Death Touch.